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Mistaken Identity and two rolls of Toilet Paper

Mistaken Identity and Two Rolls of Toilet Paper Current Music Selection: Snow Patrol?Eyes Open Current State: Buzzed Current Mood: Fulfilled So I stabbed my co-worker in the back with a fork tonight at work. I don?t think you can appreciate this statement. So I?ll Chris Nolan it, Memento style. We?ll go back in time so you can get the full impact of this statement. As some of you know, I work in a hip up-scale restaurant in Palo Alto California. Most of my co-workers are between the age

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

One giant can of Red Bull

One giant can of Red Bull, Spearmint Gum, and a pack of Marlboro Lights Current Music Selection: Snow Patrol?Breaking Benjamin?Ryan Star Current State: Slightly drunk Current Mood: Optimistic So on the way to work, I stop off at Max?s Smoke Shop to buy a giant can of Red Bull, Spearmint gum, and a pack of Marlboro Lights. This is something I?ve been doing every day for the four months I?ve worked in Palo Alto. I say hi to Max, light up a cigarette and shoot the shit with probably the coo

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

The Evil Empire and the New Year

So, I noticed that we're getting a Wal-Mart installed pretty much in my old back yard. The problem? Well, besides the death of every small business in the area, it's what they're tearing down to build on: the horse racing track. I'm not one to bet on the horses, but when I was a kid (elementary/middle school), I was there all the time. Not because I was into horses or anything, but because, as an enterprising trailor kid, I knew that the race track was the best place to panhandle. I didn't

EleCivil

EleCivil

Oh yeah!

If you'll excuse me for a second, I've gotta gloat just a little... Studies in Modern World Literature - A World Geographical Politics - A Philosophy - A Science for Educators - A Educational Psychology - A ...BOOYAH! In your face, last semester! Thought ya had me there at the end, but Civie don't go down that easy! *Pelvic thrust x3* All right, done now. Sorry about that, but it's been a while since I've last had reason to shout "Booyah" while thrusting at anything. On an unrelated

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EleCivil

Freedom and Macaroni

As of last night, I am done with this semester. I've written roughly 70 pages of cited, academic papers over the course of the last week, and my brain is fried. I was in the student union, working on a five-hour study session for a final exam - four textbooks spread out across the table along with seven different bundles of stapled paper, me in the middle, flipping madly between them, pausing only to write something down. I finally finish up, close the books, and lean back, taking a deep brea

EleCivil

EleCivil

Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions Current Music Selection: Dashboard Confessional Current State: Five by Five Current Mood: Expended Frequently Asked Questions: In no particular order 1: How old are you? In gay terms, I?m over the hill and very much the stereotypical Aquarius. This means I?m somewhere between twenty-seven and ninety-nine. But if it counts, I still behave like I?m eighteen. 2: Why aren?t you ever signed on to Yahoo Messenger? I?ve never been one to go to chat rooms. And befo

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Black Friday (HLS pt. 2)

Second day on the Holiday Loser Squad. This time, it's me (security), a linehaul trucker (older dude with a bushy grey beard), and a dock worker (thirty-ish guy with lots of tattoos). So, I'm walking the parimiter, locking things up and such, and, thanks to listening to that Taj Motel Trio CD so much, I've got a song in my head - their cover of "My Girl" by The Temptations. Without realizing it, I start whistling. As I walk past where the others are standing, the linehauler starts singing th

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EleCivil

Thanksgiving (HLS pt. 1)

I'm a member of the Holiday Loser Squad - the group that works on Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Independence Day, and the rest. That means that on days like this, I get the whole place to myself. Well, usually. Sometimes I have to share it with one or two other HLS members, but that's cool. I brought my iPod along and, while walking around, doing my thing, I decided to listen to The Taj Motel Trio's album "Life of the Party". For those unfamiliar, they're a third-wave ska/punk band, a

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EleCivil

My first AD blog

Well, I decided to make my own blog here. I really like it here so far, and the people here seem great! Thank you everyone, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! Kurt :D P.S. I will hopefull have a nice blog with all kinds of cool facts about me. :p

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Kurt

Foot + Face = Wednesdays Are Free

My kickboxing instructor got kicked in the face. For some reason, this surprised him. Anyway, either his nose or his jaw was broken (conflicting reports), and he wants to take some time off. Completely understandable, since most people prefer to avoid situations that lead to them getting kicked in the face. As a result, my Wednesday night kickboxing classes have been canceled until further notice. Note to self: When changing in public locker rooms, do not wear novelty boxers. Those guys a

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EleCivil

Mothra Faulkner

I just remembered that I had this floating around in my Photobucket page from last year. I was driving home from Lit class, and it hit me - I had to come straight home and make this image, because if I didn't, who would? I've been using "Mothra Faulkner" as an expression ever since, but I didn't really have any place to put the image before now. See, this is why blogs are cool - if you hadn't been reading this, you never would have been introduced to Mothra Faulkner. Unless you live in Japan

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EleCivil

Moonlight Will Prevail Conclusion

Moonlight Will Prevail Conclusion By: Jason R. After the funeral was over, my Uncle told me how he had tried for years to contact me but my father had refused his inquiries. He told me I was welcome to stay in his house for as long as I wished to stay. And I have lived there ever since. I guess he became the dad I should?ve had in the first place. He taught me that hate, any kind of hate, was no way to live this beautiful life. He forced me to see that if I truly didn?t want to be like

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Nine

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Nine By: Jason R. It was shortly after I ?borrowed? the neighbor?s car. I had stayed at Greg?s house that night, not an uncommon occurrence as our parents had long given up on trying to keep us apart. Though they did try towards the end. Maybe they suspected our friendship, maybe they could see the special bond we shared, maybe we weren?t good at hiding it as we thought. Either way, it was a night I?ll never forget. His room was in the basement of their house.

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Halloween

Here's some pictures from Halloween: My first attempt at a Jolly Roger pumpkin. Pretty bad, but still, it gets its point across. This was supposed to be a werewolf howling at the moon, but it turned out more like a werewolf shooting a basketball. But, hey, remember the movie Teen Wolf, where Michael J. Fox was a basketball-playing werewolf? Yeah, I think it works. Usually I dress as a pirate. As in, on days other than Halloween, I dress as a pirate. So, this year, I dressed in all

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EleCivil

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Eight

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Eight By: Jason R. After I hit the water, my erection pretty much went south fast. I believe it would be safe to say that my genitals had retreated inside my body due to the chilly water. But as we touched and grappled in the water, my genitals decided to return with a vengeance, and from the look in Greg?s eyes, so did his. He had gotten behind me and was trying to force my head underwater when I realized I felt something poking me in the lower back. I can hon

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Seven

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Seven By: Jason R. I found myself running into the night, following my best friend. After we proceeded a safe distance from the house, we stopped running and started talking excitedly. We laughed the rest of the way to the lake, about a mile from my house. During the climb out the window, he had decided we should go swimming in the moonlight. He kept saying something about getting in touch with our inner primal beast. He was always spouting shit like that. I

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Six

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Six By: Jason R. The first time I committed a crime was all Greg?s doing. He dared me to steal a pack of cigarettes from the local gas station, the same one he stole all the booze from. I could never refuse him, no matter what he asked of me. He was there when I first discovered the joy of spray painting cars in the middle of the night, his idea once again. As I look back now, everything I ever did up until I was sixteen was all because of a blonde boy named, G

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Five

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Five By: Jason R. I had heard the word ?fuck? before at school, but had never heard that word uttered in my house much less inside the sanctity of my room. I was shocked at his blatant rebellion for everything ?our? religion stood for. And yet, at the same time, I was intrigued by his knowledge of all things carnal. Maybe this was my savior. Maybe he could show me all the things I wanted to know. Though I thought these things in my mind, I still looked around

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Four

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Four By: Jason R. From the moment I walked into the church, a feeling of dread came over me. How could I pray and worship god with this horrible secret hanging over my head? At that time, I wanted so desperately to be a good little Christian boy, and wished with every fiber of my soul that I could somehow take back that dreadful deed. But as the service progressed and still nothing happened to me, I began to look around at the other people in the congregation.

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Three

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Three By Jason R. Who can explain the first time a male masturbates? Who can describe the feeling of ecstasy one gets at the slightest touch on the male penis? I know I could never describe it but the feeling has never been as strong since that first time lying naked in bed. Not even after my many sexual encounters and my desire to learn new things, I have never felt that feeling again. I guess in a way, I?m still searching for that level of awakening. In a we

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail

Moonlight Will Prevail Part Two By: Jason R. What is this forbidden fruit I discovered? I hear you ask with a hint of anger in your voice by my lack of explanation. So I?ll tell you. I discovered I had a free will. And I did the unthinkable in our religion, well any religion for that matter; I began to think for myself. And I decided to explore this newfound gift I discovered. I began exercising free will like a boy with a never-ending back account. I thought about whatever I wanted to

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Moonlight Will Prevail Part One

Moonlight Will Prevail Part One By: Jason R. I guess I?m just like everyone else, I have good days and I have bad days. I cry through the bad days and laugh through the good ones. Most days I just exist. But then there are some days, I don?t know if I can take it anymore. You know those days. That day when your favorite cousin tells you his child, the one the doctors said they could never have, has a greater than average chance of being born retarded. That day when you realize that your

Jason Rimbaud

Jason Rimbaud

Stay True to the Dreams of your Youth

Stay True to the Dreams of Your Youth He rose again from his shadow to contemplate the decision before him. The sun was descending into the west, and he felt it exploding him from behind. A few feet from where his eyes rested upon his young face stood two signs. One sign pointed down a road where a car awaited to take him into the womb of certainty, should he choose that path. The other sign pointed towards a narrow trail that disappeared into a lush forest. He looked at the sign pointing

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Jason Rimbaud

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