Somewhere In Between

You write awfully articulately for someone who's been into the wormwood for over an hour. I'd be flat on my back, giggling or barfing or passed out or doing what it is one does on his back.But I don't know that for fact because I've never tasted the stuff, it being illegal and all. It's rumored to drive its participants nuts, or kill them, whichever comes first. It's the nuts part that worries me. Some of us don't have all that much leeway in that regard.C

It's no longer illegal in America Cole, so if you wanted, you could enjoy the marvelous affects of wormwood. And I wouldn't believe all the horror stories about people going crazy and or nuts. I'm sure if you were to drink a whole bottle or so maybe zaniness would occur.That being said, I remember writing this piece but I don't remember posting it online. And I know I woke up on the wrong end of my bed with all my clothes off but one sock and one shoe (not on the same foot) That being said, at least I had taken the time to clean up the supper dishes so the house was clean this morning.So I wouldn't recommend drinking half a bottle of that stuff unless you like waking up naked with your feet resting comfortably on the pillow.J

It's no longer illegal in America Cole, so if you wanted, you could enjoy the marvelous affects of wormwood. And I wouldn't believe all the horror stories about people going crazy and or nuts. I'm sure if you were to drink a whole bottle or so maybe zaniness would occur.That being said, I remember writing this piece but I don't remember posting it online. And I know I woke up on the wrong end of my bed with all my clothes off but one sock and one shoe (not on the same foot) That being said, at least I had taken the time to clean up the supper dishes so the house was clean this morning.So I wouldn't recommend drinking half a bottle of that stuff unless you like waking up naked with your feet resting comfortably on the pillow.J

Oh, I wasn't doubting you when it comes to legality. I'm sure you're more up to date on the legality of things, considering your life, and mine, and your need for such information. I meant that back in the days when it wasn't uncommon for me to drink to excess, that's when it was illegal. Now, I don't drink that much, it takes much less to get me feeling silly, and I'm sure I coudn't go through a half-bottle of absinthe in one sitting. Or one evening.But you said something else, just tossed it off, that might have some merit, and indeed, might make you rich. You said you awoke in the morning not remembering cleaning the house.You, my freind, have just come up with a new product. Call it ChoresBegone. Throw in something to disguise the flavor of the absinthe, perhaps horse radish or kimchi juice, color it orange, on the label call the absinthe, "and other ingredients," and in the directions for use, say something like, "Beginning an hour before you plan to do your most hated chores, drink four ounces of ChoresBegone every fifteen minutes. Then, do your chores before taking a nap.""Caution: Do not drive heavy equipment or engage in any bomb disposal activities while using this product."C

It's no longer illegal in America Cole, so if you wanted, you could enjoy the marvelous affects of wormwood. And I wouldn't believe all the horror stories about people going crazy and or nuts. I'm sure if you were to drink a whole bottle or so maybe zaniness would occur.That being said, I remember writing this piece but I don't remember posting it online. And I know I woke up on the wrong end of my bed with all my clothes off but one sock and one shoe (not on the same foot) That being said, at least I had taken the time to clean up the supper dishes so the house was clean this morning.So I wouldn't recommend drinking half a bottle of that stuff unless you like waking up naked with your feet resting comfortably on the pillow.J

Oh, I wasn't doubting you when it comes to legality. I'm sure you're more up to date on the legality of things, considering your life, and mine, and your need for such information. I meant that back in the days when it wasn't uncommon for me to drink to excess, that's when it was illegal. Now, I don't drink that much, it takes much less to get me feeling silly, and I'm sure I coudn't go through a half-bottle of absinthe in one sitting. Or one evening.But you said something else, just tossed it off, that might have some merit, and indeed, might make you rich. You said you awoke in the morning not remembering cleaning the house.You, my freind, have just come up with a new product. Call it ChoresBegone. Throw in something to disguise the flavor of the absinthe, perhaps horse radish or kimchi juice, color it orange, on the label call the absinthe, "and other ingredients," and in the directions for use, say something like, "Beginning an hour before you plan to do your most hated chores, drink four ounces of ChoresBegone every fifteen minutes. Then, do your chores before taking a nap.""Caution: Do not drive heavy equipment or engage in any bomb disposal activities while using this product."C