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  2. Bruin Fisher

    Medical Exam

    I just came across this on the web: After my prostate exam, the doctor left the room and a nurse came in, shut the door and said three words that shocked me to my core... "Who was that?"
  3. Hi everybody. It's open call for Valentine's Short Stories again and this time I mean OPEN! This year we're opening the stories not only to current AwesomeDude Authors but to anyone who wants to have their story read on AwesomeDude. The only caveat is that all stories must confirm to the submission guidelines posted on the AD story site. If you're a budding author who'd like to get your story seen here, just send it along to submissions@awesomedude.com no later than February 7th. Please submit in Microsoft Word .doc or .docx format as we'll be short of time to do conversions from other formats. So welcome one and all. The earlier you get your story in, the better. Mike
  4. And all are very funny. Well done, bilal. C
  5. I can easily imagine the last one being delivered by Dave Allen, an Irish comedian who used to be on UK tv back in the day. Definitely Irish humour. The others are more jokes at Irish expense
  6. Pedro

    Homo

    Wistful memories or maybe wistful memories or wishful thinking. Either way nicely put but I find the final tag leaves me with a feeling of ambiguity of motive in the narrator.
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  8. Hilarious. Most of these would very well spoken out loud in an Irish accent. And with a pint glass of beer in one hand, a microphone in the other, on a stage in front of about fifty people each with their own glass of beer. Or so I imagine...
  9. Bruin Fisher

    Homo

    Lovely wistful poem. Man is wolf to man. Sometimes a man acts like a wolf to another man. So much could be made of that short statement! Could it not be the basis of a story, Camy?!?
  10. After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. Husband: What's up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid... Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: " Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. " So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.” Moral: Never give a man a job for which he is not qualified. ************** An Irishman's first drink with his son! While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it. I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope! In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it. What could I do but drink it! By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!! ************** Some Light Dublin Traffic Humor A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer teats, ya bloody penguins." shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off." She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?" ______________________________ __ Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road. Cop says "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!" __________________________ ______________________________ __ Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. ______________________________ __ Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, 'Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantel piece?' 'No,' said himself, 'but I'm gettin' closer all the time.' ______________________________ __ Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her out of it. Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time? Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home. ______________________________ __ Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. 'Quick!' he said. 'Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!' 'Tell me, is this her first baby?' the intern asked. 'No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'.' ______________________________ My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?
  11. Circumstances ~ Chapter 13 of a Novel by Cole Parker. Sometimes things happen that you think you'll never be able to live down. But is that really true? Helping a Friend ~ Chapter 3 of a Novella by Colin Kelly. Sometimes the best gift you can give — and receive — is when you help a friend. Tales of Three Worlds ~ Fragment 9 of a Novel by ColumbusGuy. A science fiction story told in a series of interrelated fragments. From our archive: Stories and poems that we think you'll enjoy reading again — or for the first time. Class Election ~ A Short Story by Altimexis. When David is talked into running for Sophomore class president he never expected that it would become a "News at Eleven" feature. Click here to read the hundreds of serial novels, short stories, flash fiction, and poems on the Codey's World site.
  12. Cole Parker

    Homo

    Lovely! Brings back almost memories that weren't mine. C
  13. Camy

    Homo

    Homo by Camy (2019) You are getting faint now, my love, you who once shone so brightly - the weft of early dreams, wrapped around the questioning warp of my low esteem. I fucked my hand thinking of you sleeping across the dormitory - the snores, the grunts of others, the soundtrack of my quest. Was I evil... or was I blessed? Swift fumbling moments treasured, stored safely, deep within my mind - our youth, what fun! Lived to the full, a halcyon time, long put to rest. Homo homini lupus est.
  14. When Dmitri was twelve years old, he met Fjodor who was thirteen. They fell in love and grew and learned the ways of their world together. They knew that society would make some demands, but these appeared to be manageable. But in 1904, the eastward expansion of Imperial Russia ran into difficulties with Japan over questions involving Manchuria and Korea. War erupted, and like countless young men through the millennia Dmitri and Fjodor were carried away to war. And then came battle, and then came questions. Their world had changed. The full adventure is coming Saturday here on Awesome Dude.
  15. dude

    We Are the World - Against Bullying

    Thought I'd add another collaboration video - also organized by Alexandru Six boys in four countries participated in this one.
  16. Cole Parker

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    If he doesn't, he should at that news. Blimey indeed! C
  17. Bruin Fisher

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    You have been? Writing? Oh frabjous day! (Does Snoopy dance)
  18. Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You Got nice house'
  19. Camy

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    Blimey. I've never been thirded before. Bless all your cotton socks. And it's arse, not ass. Anyway, who's to say I haven't been...?
  20. Bruin Fisher

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    And I 'third' it....
  21. colinian

    The Education of Tyler Prescott

    I agree with Cole, and since it's in chapter 4 now I'm eager to read chapter 5 and the ones that follow. Colin
  22. colinian

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    I definitely second Cole on the part he wrote that I highlighted in red above! Colin
  23. Circumstances ~ Chapter 12 of a Novel by Cole Parker. Sometimes things happen that you think you'll never be able to live down. But is that really true? From our archive: Stories and poems that we think you'll enjoy reading again — or for the first time. What are the Odds? ~ A Novel by Grant Bentley. Matt learns a lot about his family after his father throws him out. Click here to read the hundreds of serial novels, short stories, flash fiction, and poems on the Codey's World site.
  24. Cole Parker

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    Well, I wouldn't characterize it that way—merely excellent. When I started I had something in mind and was able to put in on paper (see? You can easily see how old I am; putting it on paper? Really?) but realized that while it satisfied me, it wouldn't most other people. It's a story from several POVs (Colin doesn't like stories like that, but a bunch of them are getting published) and I'd worked the relationship between the two antagonists out perfectly, uh, excellently, but realized while it worked for them, it left the readers hanging. So I'm plowing forward with another voice. Hope I can make it work. I got a decent start on it today. And Camy? Get off your ass and write! You do a marvelous job, and your writing here is terribly missed. C C
  25. Camy

    Going for the Gold by Cole Parker

    Umm.. a short story in the same world as 'Going for Gold, or just another, merely excellent, short story?
  26. An entertaining New Year's chapter added to this saga. Somehow the word "precocious" seems dreadfully inadequate to describe Kyle and Freck. R
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