National Masturbation Day / Month

[Rutabaga]

I learned today that May is considered national Masturbation Month and May 28th is specifically designated as National Masturbation Day. 

Seems to me only appropriate to acknowledge this holiday.

R

[TalonRider]

Apparently the people at National Day Calender.com are unaware of this.

[Merkin]

A holiday worth getting ready for all year.

[Rutabaga]

See:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

 

R

[ChrisR]

And here I thought it went from Wankuary 1st thru the 31st!

[dude]

A whole month?  Now that's getting out of hand!

[Graeme]

Personally, I'm in favour of a National Masturbation Millennium...

[Pedro]

I thought every day was (Inter)National Masturbation Day for the politicos and other w*nkers who think they, and only they, know best how our lives should be run.

 

But perhaps that is the problem: they are not taking themselves in hand and spend their time screwing us  up instead.

[Rutabaga]

I just want the record to reflect that I did my part.

 

R

[Cole Parker]

We'd expect nothing less from you, R.

C

[Rutabaga]

This is one of those occasions when I believe everyone should lend a hand.

 

R

[ChrisR]

I guess we finally beat that topic to death.