Cole Parker Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Yes, he's called various things around the world. I wonder what he's called in Korea and Japan, non-Christian countries. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Santa Claus or Father Christmas are used in Australia. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 You're a polyglot nation, aren't you? C Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 You're a polyglot nation, aren't you? C I am fluent in English, American and Australian, with a smattering of foul and fowl language which means I often say, "Polly wants a cracker." Link to comment
Hoskins Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Wouldn't it be "Round the bend" in Britishian? Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 The following post is tongue-in-cheek, please don't take it seriously! I believe Sarah Palin has been known to refer to 'speaking American' but I would like to point out that the language is called English, because it originated in England. Its roots go back a long way further, it developed from Latin, Norse/Viking, Saxon, Norman French, various Celtic languages including Gallic and Gaelic, Welsh, Cornish, and even Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, German, Dutch and Flemish along the way. Much more recently it has been acquiring usage from America, of course. But that doesn't make it American - it's still English. I understand clever people are now predicting that English may fragment into regional languages, so there may be an Indian English, an Australian English, Indonesian English, Philippine English etc. There already signs of that happening. One thing about English is its ability to evolve. I think that's a good thing. But i think it would be a pity if Americans started calling the language American just because it's their native tongue. It would be rather galling for the Australians, Canadians etc to be told they speak American. The English can lay claim to 'owning' the language because it started there. For anyone else to claim to own it would be piracy, methinks. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 And there's the rub. That Indian English you mention. Way too often when I call a help desk, I get transferred with beeps and bings to someone who speaks Indian English. I say, "What's that?" and "could you slow down," and "come again," and "SLOW DOWN!" and "could you transfer me to someone who speaks English?" and they say, "sorry, I don't understand." Me neither. C Link to comment
Merkin Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Your mistake, Cole, was in calling the Help Desk. Instead, try opening your front door, flag down some kid on a bike, and ask him to fix it. Link to comment
Pedro Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Indian call centre? Reminded me of this. Des, Graeme & Alien Son- you have probably heard it before. Everybody else? It will probably test your knowledge of Strine more than Call centre English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPSHe0kzMs Hope the link works. it kills me every time I listen to it! Link to comment
Nick Deverill Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Hmm the admittedly rather useless auto-caption facility that You Tube offers is spectacularly useless here. I've not a clue what went on. Link to comment
colinian Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Hmm the admittedly rather useless auto-caption facility that You Tube offers is spectacularly useless here. I've not a clue what went on. Uh... I think that's the point. Two vernacular variants of English such that the speakers can't understand each other and we can't understand either of them. That's why I like our cable company (Wave/Astound); all of their tech support people are in the U.S. (The ones I've asked have been in Utah and Arizona.) Colin Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Actually, the Indian voice is unusually decipherable. They usually speak much faster and in a higher pitched tone. The Aussie presents no difficulties for us, but I do understand the difficulties for less advanced cultures. (sarcasm) Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Sure glad you added the 'sarcasm' comment at the end, Des. I'd never have known that's what it was without it. See how it works? You don't need that tag! Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 How do let it be known that the sarcasm is itself, sarcasm? Link to comment
ChrisR Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 The Aussie presents no difficulties for us, but I do understand the difficulties for less advanced cultures. (sarcasm) Wait a sec -- there are less advanced cultures than Australia? Who'd'a'thunk'it? Link to comment
ChrisR Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 By the by, for those of you celebrating the occasion, Happy Boxers Day! Seems an odd custom to run around in your boxers all day, given the proclivity for cold rain, but what the heck? A few pints and you're perfectly limber. Enjoy! Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 That isn't what Boxer's Day is. It has nothing to do with wearing boxers. It has to do with walking the dog, and if you're especially lucky, it's a Boxer. C Link to comment
Merkin Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I used to walk a boxer wearing boxer briefs until I met a jockey who objected. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Perhaps he objected because your boxers were too brief. C Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Boxers Day? Words fail me! Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 You like your boxers brief? You're British. Link to comment
Merkin Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Perhaps he objected because your boxers were too brief. C No, no. Those briefs belonged to the boxer. Link to comment
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