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  1. What splendid copy for such a spliffing splendid day!
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    My Incredible Summer by Cole Parker

    I concur and ditto, too. Wonderful! Thank you Cole.
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    Coming soon!

    Forsooth, finally - date notwithstanding - he's come!
  4. A buddhist stops at a hot dog stand. "What would you like, sir," the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything."
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    Coming soon!

    Well ... poop.
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    Coming soon!

    Day - month - year. Seems simple. Shortest to longest period of time. Logical and scientific. But no.... Tea in the harbour, mess up the date, burn the flag, stoke the hate. Really quite Trumpian. Except for my ancestors apparently losing a large chunk of Maryland, I'm not complaining. It's yours fair and square. But the date thing irks.
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    Coming soon!

    How shortly thereafter is your short that isn't short going to arrive? I need to know, because ... well, I just do. As a Bird with less brain than the Bear I lack his dubious patience - not to mention his girded loins.
  8. Status? Yes please.

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    Britishisms gaining a foothold in the U.S.

    Gaw blimey guv'nor, wotta luverley thread.
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    Coming soon!

    That's a very, very long tongue you have there, Bruin. 😜 Now I've lowered the tone sufficiently, I'll depart... ...and wait for Cole's tale of derring-do!
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    A Hole in My Ceiling by Colin Kelly

    I love that film! 😊
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    In Year 69

    Bi Janus' poetry always makes me think. Some I get, some I don't, some I really have to work at...
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    In Year 69

    I've never really got haiku. However, after a lot of thought and cat stroking I think I'm there. Love it. Of course I may be well off the mark and dancing in my own universe.... Still, as art is in the eye of the beholder, I'm beholding.
  14. Read the complete article at: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44732754 I wonder what ol' Donald's going to think of that?
  15. Read this! https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jul/12/trump-looks-forward-to-not-meeting-anyone-in-britain-england?
  16. Thar he blows, over Parliament Square.
  17. Oh, what sweet irony. Justice and Karma all rolled up into bite sized nibbles. On a more prosaic note: that'll teach the fuckers! Read and applaud here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44728507
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    God the Problem

    As always, Bi-Janus is thought provoking. Probably why I imagine God and Trump as interchangeable.... I can see him as an Uber driver too.
  19. Oh, follow me will you... then back at you with knobs on! :tongue: Where on earth have you been this last eon?

    1. Jason Rimbaud

      Jason Rimbaud

      I’ve been working and living with a boy named N

    2. Camy


      N. What a very sensible initial.

    3. Jason Rimbaud

      Jason Rimbaud

      He's a very sensible fella

  20. Camy

    Boys wil be...

    Boys will be... by Camy. © June 2018 I like your smile, your coy sly looks. I like the bangs you hide behind I like your balls, your pubic hair Too much I like to watch and stare I like your stomach flat and lean I like your legs and what's in between If I've said that before, apologies, Around you my mind's cotton wool I like that thing between your legs It's growing fast - I'm going red But should we do this here and now? Your parents might come home...
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    JFK's Secret Meth Habit

    According to U.K. newspaper The Sun, JFK had a secret (well, that's obvious) Methamphetamine habit. Here's the headline: JFK had secret crystal meth addiction and demanded regular injections of the drug to ‘maintain his image of youthful vigour.’ The US President had liquid methamphetamine injected into his throat by German-born doctor Max Jacobson. Here's the link: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6517645/jfk-john-kennedy-president-crystal-meth-addiction-drug-injections/ Queen Victoria took morphine and cocaine - even I have inhaled pot (and proud of it) - so I'm not entirely surprised... or am I? I wonder what floats Trump's boat? His doctor certainly looks a likely sort.
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    Bullies by Colin Kelly

    Rutabaga, Yo! It was a great short story. And, try as you might, you can't cram a season of Law and Order into a short story....
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    LGBTQ Pride Month

    Word... sadly.
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    Site lag on forum.

    If you haven't seen Up Pompeii then you simply have to. It's part of British comedy as much as Python and Blackadder - though it's closer in genre to the Carry On films.