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I learned today that May is considered national Masturbation Month and May 28th is specifically designated as National Masturbation Day. 

Seems to me only appropriate to acknowledge this holiday.

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Apparently the people at National Day Calender.com are unaware of this.

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A holiday worth getting ready for all year.

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And here I thought it went from Wankuary 1st thru the 31st!

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A whole month?  Now that's getting out of hand! :sneaky:

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Personally, I'm in favour of a National Masturbation Millennium...

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I thought every day was (Inter)National Masturbation Day for the politicos and other w*nkers who think they, and only they, know best how our lives should be run.

 

But perhaps that is the problem: they are not taking themselves in hand and spend their time screwing us  up instead.

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I guess we finally beat that topic to death.

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