Don't Judge Others

[bilal]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD!, WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

 

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

 

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

 

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 50+ YEARS AGO.

 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

 

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

 

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

 

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

 

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

 

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1957. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

 

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

 

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

 

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED ME,

 

........... "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" .

[Cole Parker]

Good one.  I'm not sure the younger crowd here will appreciate it to the extent that Des, James and I do!

 

C

[colinian]

On ‎5‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 4:38 PM, Cole Parker said:

Good one.  I'm not sure the younger crowd here will appreciate it to the extent that Des, James and I do!

I'm sure anyone in high school who's had a woman as a teacher who was of a certain age would appreciate this little joke. I certainly remember a couple teachers who would fit the bill (as my grandmother used to say).

Colin 

[Trab]

Great joke. 

It rings a sad bell, considering my 50 year high school reunion a year ago. ??