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I don't believe I Love Raymond at All


Jason Rimbaud

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So I've been drinking a bit tonight, a very good Merlot, okay, truth be told, I'm working on my third bottle of Merlot, but who's counting. Either way, while I'm drinking, I've been channel surfing. And I came across an eposide of Everyone Love's Raymond. And for the first time in my life, I actually watched the entire eposide. And I've come to the conclusion that I really don't Love Raymond. Matter of fact, I think I might despise Raymond, so much that if i saw him walking on the side of the street, I would swerve just to hit him with my car. I've not had this instant hatred for anyone since I first watched Tom Hanks in The Man with One Red Shoe. And I'm a bit perplexed, since I thought no one would ever come along that I would hate as much as I hate Tom Hanks. But Raymond is way up there. I think that naming a show, Everyone Loves Raymond is a bit arrogant on the part of the writers/creators. Because I don't love Raymond at all. Matter of fact, I think I hate Raymond with a passion that should only be reserved for the bedroom. Fuck Raymond and his stupid show. Fuck him all the way to hell.

Jason R.

PS: Even though I'm drunk, I'll still hate that fucking horrible actor in the morning. Fuck Raymond. And fuck Tom Hanks.

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Can't say I disagree with you. Raymond sucks. His character was the shits, and his wife was no better. I only watched a few episodes but the whole family was stupid, actually. I can't say I hate Tom Hanks though, but the only movie I liked was that one in which he became a kid in the toy factory...whatever. And I'm sure that was more because it was a lovely thought to be in that kind of position, rather than anything Tom did.

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So sorry I can't join in your Raymond hate fest. I Don't know him, so it'd hardly be fair. After all, he might be cute and 'things'. :lipssealed: Hmm. But then I might get run over by Jason - if he saw us out together. Hmm.I don't think I like Raymond either.

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*shakes head*Don't be a crazy Emu, like your cousin seems to be most of the time, I would never run over such a fine specimen of a bird. *thinks about it*Yeah, I would definitely let that opportunity pass me by if it meant hurting such a beautiful emu. So........You must promise me to never go out walking with Raymond. Don't deprive me of this dream simply because you don't know how bad an actor Raymond truly is. Jason R.

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I would definitely let that opportunity pass me by if it meant hurting such a beautiful emu.So........You must promise me to never go out walking with Raymond. Don't deprive me of this dream simply because you don't know how bad an actor Raymond truly is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Loves_RaymondThey say:Everybody Loves Raymond was an American sitcom broadcast on CBS from 1996 to 2005. It was one of the most critically acclaimed American sitcoms of its time.I promise.Camy :lipssealed:
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