Questions We Don't Ask But Should
Questions We Don?t Ask but Should
Question One: Ever wonder about those people who spend $6.00 apiece on those tiny bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
Question Two: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea?does that mean that one actually enjoys it?
Question Three: If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren?t people from Holland called Holes?
Question Four: Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Question Five: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Question Six: Why do croutons come in airtight packages, aren?t they just stale bread to begin with?
Question Seven: Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Question Eight: Why isn?t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
Question Nine: If lawyers are disbarred, clergymen defrocked, then what would an electrician, musician, cowboys, models, tree surgeons, and dry cleaners be if they were thrown out of their profession?
Question Ten: If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, what would they call it?
Question Onety-One: Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Question Twelve: What hair color do they put on the driver?s licenses of bald men?
Question Thirteen: People tend to read the Bible more often the older they get, are they cramming for their final?
Question Fourteen: I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wonder, do Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
Question Fifteen: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write them? Why don?t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps, so that the mailmen can look for them while they are delivering the mail?
Question Sixteen: If it?s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Question Seventeen: Why is it that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
Question Eighteen: If lightening wouldn?t zigzag, what would the speed be?
Question Nineteen: Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Question Twenty: Did you ever notice that when you put the two words ?the? and ?IRS? together, it spells ?theirs??