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Camera Phones Suck


Jason Rimbaud

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It's around two thirty in the morning, Tuesday morning, and I am at a loss of words.

I was sleeping, all cozy wrapped up in my favorite comforter dreaming of blonde haired boys with dancing eyes, and right when it was getting to the good part, my phone woke me up. Or rather the noise my phone makes when I get a new text message.

For a moment, I glance at the table next to the bed and debate whether or not to look at the phone or to try to fall back asleep so i could find out how that nice dream ended.

But since I rarely get text messages at two thirty in the morning, I decided to reach over and check out the asshole who chased away that sexy blonde from my dreams.

To make a long story short, or just to try and cope with what just happened, I'll blurt it out and forgo the long winded digressions and rants.

It was a text message from Mark, remember him, my straight boy crush. Yeah, the message was only four words long, it said, wish you were here.

Why am I experiencing this loss of words? Because it wasn't what he typed that sent my head spinning, it was what picture he sent that sent me flying out of bed and rushing out to the balcony in my boxers to have a cigarette.

I won't lie, it was a nice picture. But damn it, I thought this was settled. I'm going insane. I'll never be able to control myself now. Even with the cold night air, I had enough excitement to send him a picture back with this message

Yeah, so do I.

Damnit, I fucking hate him.

I'm going back to bed. Maybe that blonde will return and finish what the bastard started. I can only hope.

Jason R

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Don't worry, Des. Unless you took a shot of the two garage door dudes, nobody'd look at your photos anyway. The more beneficial phones are the ones that DISPLAY photos. A nice little library of 'interesting' pictures goes a long way to relieving boredom during a luncheon, or a meeting, for that matter. I was awoken at night too, but by an actual call. No-one spoke to me. They obviously knew they'd called the wrong number as soon as I croaked, "Hello?" into the phone. I find that so horridly inconsiderate. If you have to wake up someone at 2:30 a.m., at least have the decency to speak to the person you woke up. All I was, was incensed. At least you, Jason, got to, you know, 'do it', albeit by yourself. Jason, get a grip. You know you often make choices that are bad for you. You're doing it again. Drop this dude on his pointy 'you know what' and stop thinking about him. Get back to blond dudes, with nice blue eyes...BTW, I'm dirty blond and have dancing blue eyes, although I'll have to stop ageing and wait for a few decades for you to catch up.

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BTW, I'm dirty blond
Yes, so we've been told :hehe: Jason, you have to sort out this 'is he ... isn't he? Will he ... won't he? should I ... will we?' scenario - before you go mad. He's either a total bastard, a total wind-up merchant, or - and this is what I think: head over heals but very unsure of what to do.Then again I could be totally wrong. I was once a 'mark' and eventually had to be led by the hand. It's bloody lucky then didn't have camera phones back then. :dry: Camy
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Maddy, I wasn't aware of that particular rule...it seems I've broken that rule several times. :dry: Trab, dirty blondes...yummy. As for Camy and Wibby, the biggest problem with Mark, I don't want to lead him, to guide him, or whatever else I might have to do for him to admit/realize/experience...I'm to old for these kind of games. I just want to find a man to love, hopefully a man that is comfortable with his sexuality. And it would be nice to have him around my age. This is trouble, and in a few minutes, I'm off to work where I have to see him. I don't know what to do, or how I'm going to handle this situation. Damn my good looks... :hehe: Jason R.PS: Des...if you wish a phone that offers that particular feature...send the price of one plane ticket to me and I'll gladly bring a model that can demonstrate that function. And if you wish, I could show the BF the same technique.

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PS: Des...if you wish a phone that offers that particular feature...send the price of one plane ticket to me and I'll gladly bring a model that can demonstrate that function. And if you wish, I could show the BF the same technique.
It would worth the price of the plane ticket just to get the b/f educated in some kind of technique. I didn't say that... :hehe:
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. At least you, Jason, got to, you know, 'do it', albeit by yourself. Jason, get a grip.
A very awkward conjunction of words, Trab.C
Hey, the awkward turn of phrase suits the awkward situation.
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Trab, I was teasing. I loved you moving on from leaving us a picture of him taking care of himself to then telling him to get a grip.I don't know if it were intended as a pun. The "get a grip" comment was the first line of a completely different and more serious subject. So I assumed it was serendipitous.I just loved the juxtaposition of the two sentences.C

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