DesDownunder's Blog

I didn't know gay people who lives in Australia liked Mayonnaise. Shows what the hell I know.

Excised and quoted from Des' article:Fortunately there are sufficient heterosexual people remaining in Australia who are having babies, a percentage of whom will become gay if they aren't already. That skirts the issue neatly, doesn't it? They're certaily not going to takes sides whether it's nature or nurture!But the more I read that sentence, the more confused I become. Are they saying that a percentage the heterosexual people who have babies will then become gay? Are they saying a percentage of heterosexual people are already gay? Are they suggesting some heterosexual people remain in Australia and some depart, and this is an aspect of having babies? Are they speaking only of the babies and their future sexualities? Very awkward sentence indeed.C

We don't really expect the rest of the planet to understand the basis for Aussie-sexual sentence construction. It is a very advanced form of communication, usually employing at the very minimum, a tongue (or something similar) in cheek approach. Of course, confusion does sometimes arise as to whose tongue (or something similar) is in whose cheek/s, but the message is eventually delivered, usually with much satisfaction for all.