Sorry for being late to the class...
I liked the piece, except for the falling cake... the cake never did anything to him! But, seriously, I once got so frustrated and depressed I told one of the most important people in my life to F***off. I knew I had hurt him, and it hurt me even more, knowing I had. He passed it off easily, but I still think about it quite often. I do not like hurting people, even bad people.
There are no really bad stories, only poorly told ones. This one was neither!