[Have a Question...Insert it here]

Told you I needed some wisdom.... Jason

[Have a Question...Insert it here]

Hmm, I never saw a handle on the left side either. I just went to home depot to look, couldn't find any. And when I ask the home depot person if they made a toilet with the handle on the left side, he looked at me, blinked, and asked why would it matter.Home Depot sucked...So I called up a few plumbing stores, and found out the only way to get a toilet with the handle of the left side was to special order it. And it's expensive...really expensive.As for the rest, Colinian was right...the Blog entry was called, have a question, insert here. And he's the only one that had a question. I guess the rest of you know everything about everything.Can I have some wisdom please?Jason

[65. Hot Aussies]

*takes mental picture*Thank you.*scampers over to the computer and opens up photoshop*Jason

[Sex]

Take my advice, Maddy.DON"T EVER HAVE SEX!It's highly addictive and rather messy to boot. And it's a complete waste of time.Instead of having sex, you just sit down at the old computer and write more poems. You'll feel better and I'll feel better because I'd have something new to read.Jason (who might have other motives than Maddy's well being)

[Want]

*takes a look around to make sure no one is near**reaches into backpack and pulls out a fresh jar of Nuttella*Here...hope this helps.Jason *skulks away into the night/morning*

[To Be or Not to Be...Pissed]

Cole, please...never feel that I would take offense by anything you say. And trust me, I know that bit about knowing each other sober, it's one of the things that causes doubt. And yet...fuck me I'm happy. Today, we had a catering event, and Mark went to the private party while I stayed and worked in the restaurant. About half way through the night, he sent me a text message, and though it was a single word, it brought this stupid grin to my face. So much so, that one of my coworkers noticed the dopey look on my face as I read the text. She asked, "Who is it, your boyfriend?I replied, "I sure hope so."She gave me a hug and we both went back to work. But for the rest of the night, I couldn't help but smile. And the funny thing, my tips were actually higher than normal. J

[63. Where the Quote came from:]

You must be slipping Desilu...if your BF is actually sleeping when lying next to you. Why, it wasn't that long ago, I believe just back in 1964, that the two of you crazy kids rarely slept at all.Matter of fact, I seem to recall a rumor that when one of you finally realized that sleep was a requirement and not a perk, then you would have to skulk back home to your respective mommies to catch a few hours of sleep.Methinks I should have a brief(read three day tryst)word with your BF to evaluate your keeping him awake abilities. Don't worry, because you are my favorite Desilu...I won't even charge you.Jason

[62. Guess this quote?]

I'm with Rad....who the hell was even alive way back then? 1964?Des?Wibby?Cole?Bah...I don't care who said the "F"ing thing...I just want my damn date with Des's down under parts.Jason

[62. Guess this quote?]

I go first.Jason

[I'm all out of flour and the Eggs have turned]

Details? You want details? You forget to whom you write.Jason teases and twits us, informs only enough to beguile, takes us to the edge and leaves us there, panting.Then laughs off into the sunset, and departs while we wait beseechingly on the sidelines with our tongues hanging out.Our job is to get to know Mark in bits and pieces, always remotely, always the surface, never the essence.Like it or leave it. That's our Jason.C

Umm...details?What type of details are you wanting?Would you like to know what we ate for breakfast?Or what we did before he fell asleep in my bed?Or what we repeated the next morning?I know, how about this little bit of info...I'm fucking a guy who has a girlfriend...and he's not sure what he's going to do about that.Notice I didn't say gay guy/straight guy...mainly because he doesn't know what the fuck he is...all he knows is he loves having sex with me.And the fucked up thing, I haven't felt like this...ever. I'm almost willing to sit and wait until he has time for me. Yeah, what a little faggot I am.Is that enough details for you? JasonI know I sound a bit angry...and I am...but not at anyone who has commented here. I'm just frustrated. But lucky for you, when I'm frustrated is when I write more in my blog. So I'm sure you'll be getting all the details you could ever want.

[62. Guess this quote?]

Ummm, I said it...and that's my story no matter what lies Des makes up.JasonWill you sleep with me? I had the balls to tell the truth.

[Guffoo]

I concur....upload now. Don't bother with pants or trainers...I'm waitingJason

[Camera Phones Suck]

Maddy, I wasn't aware of that particular rule...it seems I've broken that rule several times. Trab, dirty blondes...yummy. As for Camy and Wibby, the biggest problem with Mark, I don't want to lead him, to guide him, or whatever else I might have to do for him to admit/realize/experience...I'm to old for these kind of games. I just want to find a man to love, hopefully a man that is comfortable with his sexuality. And it would be nice to have him around my age. This is trouble, and in a few minutes, I'm off to work where I have to see him. I don't know what to do, or how I'm going to handle this situation. Damn my good looks... Jason R.PS: Des...if you wish a phone that offers that particular feature...send the price of one plane ticket to me and I'll gladly bring a model that can demonstrate that function. And if you wish, I could show the BF the same technique.

[Duck Duck Emu]

I could give you a long winded speech about what I "believe" you're doing wrong. And all it would be, is my advice.So I'll skip the long winded pompous shit, and give you the best advice I ever got. Go to Amazon an purchase a book called, Immediate Fiction by Jerry Cleaver. Of all the books I've purchased on the art of writing, this is the one that connected all the dots and gave me the confidence to finish my first novel. It breaks it all down and explains the art of writing in easy steps. I've had this book for six or seven years, and each time I read it, at least once a year, I discover something new. Jason R.By the way, Duck Duck Emu is funny as hell.

[59. Do Showers Make you Gay?]

Showers, gay, curlies, godliness...Des in shower....Jason in shower...Cleanliness is next to godliness....Cleanliness is next to horniness..Perhaps showering with Jason's make you gay...Yep, watch out for Jason's in showers.Jason R.

[58 Hello?]

In a darkened room, a young man sits in the shadows, sipping Scotch and smoking a cigar while reading the varied comments about Jason taking over Des Down Under's blog. After making sure he has hijacked the blog completely, he switches off the computer and smiles. His plan for world domination seems to be going ahead nicely.He turns on the light and looks down at the pictures littering his desk. Thinking of Eric's comment, he picks one up and looks at it. It's a good likeness and for a moment he wonders if he should send Eric the link, but that moment fades, it's not the right time....YET.He turns off the light and fades back into the shadows. It's almost time......Jason R.

[Random Cravings]

Is it normal to be just a bit excited by all this talk about wieners and nuts? Whether they are made from Raccoons or not, it's a bit hot. Jason R.

[58 Hello?]

I love you Des.I don't know how you do it, but whenever I'm having a bad day/night, you always post something that cheers me up. If I wouldn't know better, I would swear that you have me under surveillance.I know you don't, because me and your BF talk all the time, but sometimes I wonder....Oh, it's raining.Jason R.

[Random Cravings]

I really can't find the words to reply to Trab's statement, except to say that I wish he would've told me that wieners were better than nuts before I made this entry. Bad Trab Jason R.

[Geeks & Jocks]

What to say, the geek stuff, I nodded off before completing the first paragraph. I'm lucky I know how to turn my shit on and make the words appear on the screen.And like Camy, the online fitness thing is bizarre to me. But if it helps you achieve your goal, then go for it.As for you believing you're ugly. Don't worry about it, I'm not the best thing on the market either but I manage to attract my fair share of guys. Come to think of it, a large majority of those guys are of Asian descent.Some guys like Red heads, I prefer Asians. Believe me Hylas, there are more than a few guys that find you attractive, and I'll go on record right now as admitting that I'm one of those guys. Jason R. (realizing he just admitted to finding a guy thirteen years his junior attractive and wonders when he turned into "that" guy)PS: POETS ROCKS!!!

[Frappuccino]

They're building a WALL between the US and Mexico?! Oh God... America's gonna be the next N. Korea...

If that happens and they bring out another TV show based on MASH, I'm moving to London.Jason R.

[You Know You're Sleepy When]

I had forgotten I wrote that little comment.And I agree with the Raccoon, I am sad and pathetic sometimes. *walks away wondering why no one ever gets my sense of humor/humour*Jason R.

[Sands of Iwo Jima]

I never knew that you could actually take too many Vitamin C. Go figure.And as an update, I feel much better. Thankfully I'm not coughing up to much greeny things. Jason R. (well on the road to recovery)Thank you everyone.

[Sands of Iwo Jima]

Trab, that might be the most disturbing thing I've ever read.But it made me laugh. Jason R.

[Sands of Iwo Jima]

Today I feel so much better. I'm not 100% yet, but I don't think I'm going to die anymore.Jason R.