[Mothra Faulkner]

And to think that recently there were some vile allegations that EleCivil was the benchmark for weird in this community. I'm sure this will prove them wrong....

[No training wheels, though.]

10 year olds have a talent for honesty and accuracy. Tact doesn't appear until a few years later.I used to have a moustache when I was younger. The logic was that by having hair under my nose, people wouldn't notice the receding hairline at the top....Now, I just keep what's left of my hair so short that with the logic being that that way they won't notice that there is a large section where there isn't any to keep short.

[Head-Shrinker's and Stolen I-Pods]

I'm sorry to hear about the car breakin. It happened to me once, and I can still remember the shock. I didn't lose anything important, but I know that feeling of violation -- some stranger has been somewhere person.Good luck with the visits to Susan!

[Regarding Jackassery]

Any incident that everyone can walk away from with all bodily parts intact and without losing anything is okay. I'm glad it finished well, but I have to say that it doesn't fit the mental image I had of you

[Shedding the "Intellectual" Label]

Do I need to make a comment?Elecivil is the only author I know whose real life seems even funnier than his stories....