Res Ipsa Loquitur

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I totally agree with the comedic affect of sex. I remember this one time, when S and I just got together and things were getting pretty heavy...ok, so way to personal, but anyway, if you can't laugh during with your guy when you should, then in my opinion there is something missing.Anyway, I totally misunderstood your aversion to sex. Sex is fun. Kind of odd, but totally fun. I'm not really sure about not wanting sex. No real thoughts other than that. Ok, I do have more thoughts on the subject. Don't do anything your not comfortable with...but sometimes things you aren't totally sure that you will like are the best. Be open minded.And although I do enjoy sex best with someone else, I understand the whole you know how you work best thing. Hehe, I like discussing sex. It's fun.

Hell, I'm wondering if I'm old enough for this conversation.Congrats on the futuristic new desk chair with its perfectly precise specifications.

Lock them in a room and ignore them for the day. That is my unsympathetic advice. Cats are creepy for so many reasons in my opinion. Just plain strange animals. First of all, when you pick them up, they are just so...transparent or maybe pliable or something. You can feel all of their insides. It totally creeps me out.Second, they really couldn't care less about you. They have no emotions. Or at least no appreciation for you. Third, you can't teach them anything. Climbing on things that shouldn't be climbed on. It just drives me crazy. They are such odd animals. Hamsters, though, aren't any better than cats. Just a different form of a mouse or rat in my opinion. Totally disgusting. Get a dog. They love you and appreciate you no matter what. And you can teach them things. As my mom says, "If I were half the person my dog thinks I am..." Unconditional love. Or if you are looking for something smaller, turtles are good.And if you really do like your cats, at least you are getting some entertainment out of them today.

Caffeine can be a great and addictive thing. Before spring break, I was pretty much living off of it. Just remember that a little bit is good, but too much is bad. It's one of those annoying balancing things. As for sex, you can't choose the easy topics can you? Sex can be a lot of things. It can be fun, passionate, angry, sad, careless, happy, drunk...but in my opinion, the best that sex can every be is loving and carefree. I'm not all that experienced with lots of people. S and I are one and onlys when it comes to the heavy stuff (kind of ironic when I think about how wild I was for so long), but my advice is wait until you are ready. When you're ready, it isn't nearly as scary. For me, sex wasn't as scary in itself as what it meant. I was kind of a relationship-phobic. But once he kind of trapped me and wore me down ( ), it seemed natural. Hmmm, don't know what else to say about that.Anyway, yeah for gay flamingos!!!

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Is the air in your home working again? I hope so. If you want, I can mail you some snow. It can keep you pretty cool.I think that I just need to say for everyone here that if we went down to visit you, you would not cool off any.

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