[Car crash.]

I think the fact that you procrastinated about going to the gym, something I procrastinate about all the time, is what caused this. If you hadn't procrastinated, you'd have been fine. :)

Nah, it doesn't count as procrastination if it's something you want to do. I enjoy going to the gym, and was actually looking forward to it...it was the homework that I didn't wanted to put off.

[The Evil Empire and the New Year]

Okay. Now that's damned erotic.

I started the "Nude Year's Eve" tradition when I was nine, I believe, so eroticism wasn't one of the original goals. I was trying for some symbolism - starting the new year fresh, with nothing of the previous year still attatched to me. Mostly, though, I thought that watching the ball drop was pretty boring, and I wanted to do something more fun. Stripping naked and howling at the moon (whether it was actually out or not) seemed to fit the bill.

[My first AD blog]

Hey, a new AD blogger! Welcome aboard.

[Mothra Faulkner]

Don't forget his tour-de-force, "As I Slay, Flying", in which his caterpiller children cross the country, taking his cocoon to his old home-town so that he can be hatched with "his people"....But, seriously, I think you win on the merits of having used the phrase "macro-organic mutanoid".

[No training wheels, though.]

Quick update:Jest's little sister (she's 10, I think) stopped by the other day. She saw me, and said "Oh no...you're not growing a moustache, too, are you? You guys look so stupid.""Oh," I replied, "We'll be looking a lot stupider. Just wait until they're long enough to curl.""He's really going to do that? Like, at work?""Yep.""He's going to get fired for looking stupid."Heheh.

[Regarding Jackassery]

It doesn't happen often, and I can usually diffuse it like I did this time - giving the would-be assailants the crazy eyes - but it's happened before. My roommate is a downright scholar of insult comedy, and his favorite form of humor is the kind that makes other people laugh at him while he, in turn, laughs at the fact that they don't understand why it's stupid of them to laugh at him (it's pretty much impossible to convey through text, unfortunately). 99% of the time it goes over their heads and nothing happens, but every now and then he'll say something to the wrong person...

[Standard Opening Post]

The graphic is from Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (a PS2 game). It's a "prinny" - an undead exploding penguin/demon, known mostly for ending each sentence with the term "dood!".