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A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.

While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” 

The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life.”

 

The chase was recorded, click here ... to see outcome

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No guessing here who that guy was! :lol:

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The chances were good, despite the outcome, that the chase would have ended in failure.

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Shows which one of the two was the most hungry!

Colin  :icon_geek:

 

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Um, I did not give my consent for whoever recorded and posted me hunting.  Despite what the video suggests, I was not trying to eat that animal, the Antelope actually paid me to train him for the upcoming 2017 animal Olympics.  

But thanks for the person who recorded that video, my business has dropped off and I am back to hunting those poor antelopes as I don't have any income flowing into my pride.  If I find out who took that video, I will be seeing you in animal court.  

Broke and hungry Cheetah

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Jason, you've been missed!   Anyone who can wax wise on maple syrup, cut dingers and antelope chasing all at the same time and do so with humor and wit will always be missed when absent for so long.  I do hope you remain with us awhile!

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Thanks Cole.  It's been an interesting past few years for me and while I needed to get my life path moving forward by focusing on my career I always missed the dudes.  

J

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