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I paid a visit to my local doctor's surgery to have my ears syringed. The nurse asked me to hold a kidney-shaped bowl under my ear while she squirted warm water into my ear and, presumably, flushed out excess wax into the bowl. While she worked she advised me how I could reduce the need for future visits. "Warm a little olive oil," she said, "and oil your ear, and your willy." I was so surprised I turned to face her, interrupting her procedure. "My willy?" I said. "No, cloth-ears. Your ear. And do it about once a year. Annually!" I think I went a little pink.

(I just came across a version of this story, on a TV chat show, and thought who better to share it with than my old friends here at AD?)

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(I just came across a version of this story, on a TV chat show, and thought who better to share it with than my old friends here at AD?)

Hmm, been watching Graham Norton again, Bruin?  :sneaky:

 

Mike

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