Ear Wax

[Bruin Fisher]

I paid a visit to my local doctor's surgery to have my ears syringed. The nurse asked me to hold a kidney-shaped bowl under my ear while she squirted warm water into my ear and, presumably, flushed out excess wax into the bowl. While she worked she advised me how I could reduce the need for future visits. "Warm a little olive oil," she said, "and oil your ear, and your willy." I was so surprised I turned to face her, interrupting her procedure. "My willy?" I said. "No, cloth-ears. Your ear. And do it about once a year. Annually!" I think I went a little pink.

(I just came across a version of this story, on a TV chat show, and thought who better to share it with than my old friends here at AD?)

[Merkin]

Thanks, Bruin.  I've been searching for a rhyme for 'willy'.  'Once a year' never occurred to me. 
 

[dude]

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(I just came across a version of this story, on a TV chat show, and thought who better to share it with than my old friends here at AD?)

Hmm, been watching Graham Norton again, Bruin? 

 

Mike

[Bruin Fisher]

Indeed I have. Or it might have been Youtube clips from it....

Well done for spotting it, Mike!

[Cole Parker]

It isn't 'well done', is it.  I thought you chaps said, 'High marks'.

C

 

[ChrisR]

Whereas "high marks" here are what the river leaves on the concrete abutments after it washes the bridge away! What sort of fickle language is this anywho?

[Cole Parker]

A truly delightful one.

C