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The argument against having kids

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I don't need any more reasons to never want kids...just work in a restaurant for a week and thats all the ressons you'll ever need.

 

Jason Rimbaud

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Jason, I feel your pain!

We ran a pub for ten years and served food. Kids were sometimes allowed in pubs that did food. Soon learnt that some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents.

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Man comes in pub at lunch time.

"Are you doing food, landlord?"

Barman: "Yes Sir."

"Do you serve children?"

"Yes, How would you like them? Boiled or fried?"

...

With the groans ringing in my ears, I will go back behind my sofa.

 

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This past Saturday afternoon, I was at a local park for my afternoon walk. I noticed ahead of me, coming toward me, a kid on an electric scooter coming straight for me. I could tell by the look on his face he was up to no good as he bearly misses me. A few minutes later, he comes up from behind yelling something that I didn't hear since I was wear listening to music with some earbuds in place. 

Where was his parental units? I have no idea.

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