bilal Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Italian Confessional An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession in 1960. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That is a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" Quote Link to post
Cole Parker Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 Good one! C Quote Link to post
DesDownunder Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 With what is going on in the world the war may be continuing Quote Link to post
Jason Rimbaud Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 That's freaking funny right there no matter who you are. J Quote Link to post
