Merkin Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse to the patient,"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life.. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room.(Thanks to kiwi for this one. May he rest in peace.) Link to comment
bilal Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 thanks for a good giggle Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Swollen...!! Love it Link to comment
colinian Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 This one is hilarious. I've seen it before, but it's still funny. Colin Link to comment
Trab Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 I'm shocked. Just a little bit. ? Link to comment
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