Strange Affliction

[JamesSavik]

A man wakes up on a Saturday morning and goes to the bathroom to relieve himself.

When he gets a look at his unit, he faints. Plop- right on the bathroom floor.

When he comes too and looks at his unit again, he discovers that much to his dismay, it's true. His unit is a bright, almost glow-in-the-dark hunter's orange color.

He goes to his usual doctor who has never seen anthing like it. He sends him to a specialist right away.

The specialist looks at the poor man's orange unit and asks, "Sir, have your sexual habits changed lately?"

The man says, "Naw, I just got a porn flick, a six pack and a large bag of cheetos like I usually do on a Friday night."

[dude]

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