SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR

[Cole Parker]

 

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction!     

The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.   The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, “This is a powerful medicine.  You take only a teaspoon and then say, 1-2-3.  When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." 

The man thanked the old Indian and, as he walked away, he turned and asked,  "How do I stop the medicine from working?" 

 

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

 

The man was very eager to see if it worked, so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. 

       
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3! "

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and threw off her clothes.  Then she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?" 

         And that is why we should never end our sentences with a  preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

[Bruin Fisher]

If only he'd married a woman whose first language was not English. Then she might have said "what for you say 1-2-3?) - and he'd have been fine.

Brilliant joke, Cole. Right up my street!

 

[colinian]

That's why I'd explain exactly how it works to Doug before I took a drop of the medicine! I'd also make sure he wasn't tired!!

Colin 

[Cole Parker]

He's not even thirty, Colin!  I never was too tired for sex at that age!

 

And Bruin, it's my kind of joke too.  Dangling participle and all.

 

C

[Trab]

Funny.

 

Even funnier; my auto correct turned "funny" into "from nanny", which boggles my mind.