bilal Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure ?" She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention ?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really ?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there ?" "Well, she explained, "One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." "Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best." "I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name . . . " "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Link to comment
Merkin Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I love starting the day with a laugh. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Good one! C Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Not sure if everything written in that joke is true to life, but i've been with a few American Indian and I never complained about anything with clothes or without. ? J Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Jason, our equal opportunity enjoyer. C Link to comment
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