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Engineer in Heaven

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An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven.

At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your

vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with

anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thought about it for a minute and

then said,

"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and

introduced him to God. He then asked God,

"Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." Well," said

the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design

flaws in your invention.

1) There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2) It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4) The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,

5) The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,

"Hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited

for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, More men are riding my invention than they are yours."

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