A long true story

[Rad]

Clemson Wedding -- A long true story

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him.

Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.)

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said.....

''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge:

1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception.

2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.

3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc....

Ya gotta love this guy....

Revenge is dish best served cold.

[The Pecman]

Not a bad story, but this is an urban legend that's been kicking around for many years, like "alligators in the sewars," or "guy wakes up after being unconcious for many hours, and he's in a bathtub filled with ice, and some of his internal organs have been surgically removed."

Do a Google search, and you'll see that the incident never really happened. It's a cool story, but reality it ain't. In this case, fiction is stranger than truth.

[blue]

Yes, this one's an urban legend. Google for [ urban legend ] and you'll also find sites that debunk them, such as http://www.snopes.com/

[Tanuki Racoon]

Yes, this one's an urban legend. Google for [ urban legend ] and you'll also find sites that debunk them, such ashttp://www.snopes.com/

I always tell people that before they pass along something they believe to be true but have not PERSONALLY WITNESSED to check Snopes. I can name a number of traditional newspapers that would be well served to check snopes.