Phil Savage Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Ahem! A bonnie young Scotsman named Jock, Was so well endowed with a Cock, He wore kilts to his calf To keep out the draft, And stuffed the rest in his sock. (Ta-ta-ta-boom!) Phil Quote Link to comment
aj Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 For young Jock, erections were his bane-- the muscles in his groin he would sprain. When his cock got hard, it stuck out a yard, and he'd swoon from blood loss to his brain. sour grapes from someone not so excessively endowed! cheers, aj Quote Link to comment
Guest rusticmonk86 Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 some limericks appear to be missing pages, i shan't have you guessing their used to be three filled with quaint poetry are they gone, or just gon out visiting? --gabe WHAT A LOVELY PARTY THIS IS! Quote Link to comment
Ben Dover Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 There was an old rabbi from Philly Doing brisses, he acted quite silly For the last several years He?s preferred pinking shears Each lad getting a real frilly dilly As always, Ben Dover Quote Link to comment
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