parody 50 Ways To Leave the White House

[Camy]

 

[dude]

Hmmm echoes of Paul Simon.

 

Seriously, though, just where will Trump go when he is dragged kicking and screaming from the White House?  

Florida? Well, he's now a legal resident of Florida.  But his business headquarters is still based in New York City.

And while Trump  will almost certainly pardon himself and his family for their Federal crimes, he can't do so in the tax, banking and real-estate fraud cases pending against him in New Yor City and New York State.

He may well end up living in upstate New York and sporting a leisure suit matching the orange makeup he wears. 

 

...And I can just see the sign hanging over the comic book rack at Attica State Prison....

 

"The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library."

[Camy]

I still can't fathom how he got 70 million votes.

[Cole Parker]

 

   That's frightening.  But the average intelligence in this country isn't all that high.  Can't be, with that many people liking the Big Orange.

[Nigel Gordon]

It looks as if he will be leaving the White House over a pile of dead bodies. I keep seeing news items about another Federal execution. It seems he wants to get them all out of the way before Biden takes over.

[Cole Parker]

Ironic that yesterday, the Supreme Court refused to hear his last-gasp effort to overturn the election results.  This means the conservatives with whom he loaded the court all voted against him. Ha ha ha ha ha.

 

C