A Horse Of Course

[DesDownunder]

I've often heard it said,

They called him Mr Ed,

Though his real name was Edward

He was really quite foward

At getting his head in the bed.

[colinian]

Under the spreading chestnut tree

The villiage smithy sat,

Gleefully abusing himself,

And catching it in his hat!

Colin

[Cole Parker]

I heard this a long, long time ago and probably don't have it quite right, and certainly don't remember who wrote it, but, here goes:

A canner exceedingly canny

One morning remarked to his grany

A canner can can

Anything that he can

But a canner can't can a can can he?