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Fresh from her shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically replying to her it was not so, her husband uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then, everyday, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over the a period of years," he replied.

The wife stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, the husband said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lives, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

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