A Doctor was addressing a large audience...

[Tragic Rabbit]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of

us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food

is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realise the long-term

harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone

here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering

for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row

raised his hand, and softly said, "Is it Wedding Cake?"

[Tanuki Racoon]

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row

raised his hand, and softly said, "Is it Wedding Cake?"

I must respectfully disagree with the posting of this here. It isn't funny. It's sad :D

I laughed. Damn you.

[Lugnutz]

I laughed. Damn you.

A 'coon laughs? That's got to be the most ungodly sound ever.