James K Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 First, a confession: me and a friend have hung around here and never taken part, only read the stories, well some of those you guys recommended or were listed as blasts from the past. Luca was the first to take the plunge and post, but it got screwed up by the system. He wants to be a writer like you guys, which I guess pushed him to join. Then nothing.... it's nobody's fault, but the registration system kind of has a glitch in it. Eventually, yeah, I admit, some time later, and only because I wanted to post a comment, I tried joining myself. Failed again. But I am more persistent and picked the last guy to post a comment on the forum. And boy was I lucky to fall on a really nice guy, thanks loads Cole. He replied straightaway and contacted Mike and did lots to work it out. And thanks to Mike for doing whatever he did to approve the registration. I messaged Luca today, he's enjoying sun, sand, and sea, with the folks. I hope he's being careful! I just wanted to introduce myself and say hello 😁 We, Luca and me, are hoping to have some interesting discussions here. We have tons of questions for you all, but we will get to all that later. That's me for now... James. Quote Link to comment
R.J. Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 hey hey! welcome to AD forums 🙂 Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 HIYA! If I were a vampire I'd be totally stoked because... FRESH BLOOD! A willkommen, a bienvenue, and a jolly well welcome to you both! Quote Link to comment
Nigel Gordon Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Camy said: HIYA! If I were a vampire I'd be totally stoked because... FRESH BLOOD! A willkommen, a bienvenue, and a jolly well welcome to you both! What do you mean 'if you were a vampire.' Don't try to hide your true nature, we can all see you liking your lips. Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 A hearty welcome, James. Glad to have one more voice here. Just beware of most of the denizens here. They bite! Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Cole Parker said: A hearty welcome, James. Glad to have one more voice here. Just beware of most of the denizens here. They bite! Peck, if you don't mind. Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Nigel Gordon said: What do you mean 'if you were a vampire.' Don't try to hide your true nature, we can all see you liking your lips. Fangs a lot, Nigel. Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 15 hours ago, Camy said: Peck, if you don't mind. That's right! I didn't mention it: we have a pecker with us! C Quote Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 If I ever want to be nibbled to death, I'll know where to turn. E Quote Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Don't let the emu scare you...he's harmless, he doesn't have any teeth. J PS: That's not saying he's old and has lost his teeth...but he's an emu...oh never mind. Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 If you've ever been "beaked" by a goose or a duck, you won't be quite so casual about baring parts of your body to an emu... Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 Especially a goose. Those monsters are vicious! C Quote Link to comment
Nigel Gordon Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 Just looked at a list of dangerous birds. Emus came in at number two, immediately behind their cousins, the cassowary. Quote Link to comment
Ivor Slipper Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Nigel Gordon said: Just looked at a list of dangerous birds. Emus came in at number two, immediately behind their cousins, the cassowary. Proving the old saying - "You should always be wary of a casso" 🐦 Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 Who knew, Emu? Be wary of the emu vicious beyond belief, exceeded only by his cousin the cass for causing grief. If you’re bent to hang about with some such flightless fury be sure to wear protective gear and serve him lots of curry, for curry soothes the brutal bird by purging all his pipes and core and leaving, for the mo at least, a friendly chum with a heart that’s pure-- tho he soon reverts to savage beast plugged anew, about to burst his pants from eating all those goddam ants. Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 I'm just a bird whose intentions are good ? Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood. Quote Link to comment
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