A Random Hot Guy

[Trab]

I'm assuming you meant for the camera to be disguised as an aerosol can. Otherwise, it seems to me you've missed a step. You know, the part where you spray them carefully with a clear gel.

[Cole Parker]

That seems terribly cumbersome, Bruin. I'd rather have you replace your wieldy wickets with wit. Props are for pinheads.

Think man. Just a line to get them to allow your camera.

C

[Trab]

"Wanna be on You Tube?"

[Richard Norway]

You need to be much more sucinct in your delivery. You know...hook 'em quickly. Just try this...

"Here's a hundred dollars. Now stand over there."

[Trab]

You need to be much more sucinct in your delivery. You know...hook 'em quickly. Just try this...

"Here's a hundred dollars. Now stand over there."

Maybe add, "no face shots, I promise."

[Trab]

Oh, oh. "Wanna pleasure me for 100 nights, without doing a thing?" It's fun making jokes about this, but really, has anyone actually found a working line?

[Cole Parker]

These are great! I'm laughing as I write this.

Any more?

C

[Bruin Fisher]

terribly cumbersome, Bruin.

Think man.

Slave Driver.

Okay: "You don't have any idea how great you look, do you? Here, I'll take a picture and show you!"

B

[Cole Parker]

Better. Definitely better.

C

[aj]

"My goodness, what a beautiful sunset/seascape/old building/whatever happens to be behind them."

"Try to look natural...I'm with National Geographic."

cheers!

aj

[Cole Parker]

My lord, AJ! Those sound so good, it makes me wonder if you've actually used them!

C