New Undies

[Bruin Fisher]

New Undies

 

I do like wearing new ones -

I like to feel them on.

I like the way they hold me

So snugly round my dong.

 

I choose the softest fabric,

So gentle on my skin.

They’re cut to cup my tackle

And hold them safely in.

 

I wear them out in public

The people unaware:

If they knew how I’m feeling

Well, they’d all just stop and stare.

 

In private I can risk it,

I strip down, in the nude,

And walk around protruberant,

Lascivious, and lewd.

 

I wriggle into them again

My stiffy ridge is clear.

It peeps above the waistband,

Just like ‘Kilroy woz ‘ere.’

 

 

[Bruin Fisher]

As Sean Connery might have said: “Underpantsh should be Shilk, and not Shatin.”

[Cole Parker]

Peeking out above the waistband?  Is that poetic hyperbole?

[Jason Rimbaud]

Hahahah, what a deliciously dirty poem. I love it.

 

J

[Bruin Fisher]

So glad you like it, Jason. 🙂

[Camy]

How on earth I missed this glorious gem I do not know. 😍

Naughty bear!

[Rutabaga]

On 9/16/2021 at 4:37 PM, Cole Parker said:

Peeking out above the waistband?  Is that poetic hyperbole?

Wishful thinking?

[Bruin Fisher]

2 hours ago, Rutabaga said:

Wishful thinking?

Well, that depends on two variables... the size of the appendage, and the skimpiness of the undies. I'm giving nothing away...

[Camy]

Stumbling around AD after a rather hearty serving of Christmas pud I find myself here... and giggling mightily. 

Thanks Bruin! 

[Merkin]

A brief poem fit for Boxers Day.

[Rutabaga]

3 hours ago, Merkin said:

A brief poem fit for Boxers Day.

As long as we don’t all break into thong. 
 

R