Cole Parker Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I'm not really concerned about swine flu due to my age, but I do worry. Here's my latest concern. 3 years ago, by the Chinese calendar, it was the year of the cow, and we had Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, the Chinese calendar celebrated the year of the bird, and we fought the Avian flu. This year, by the Chinese calendar year, it's the year of the pig. What do we have? The swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock. Is anybody else worried? Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 hmmm cock flu? I can't wait to see the health care advice on how to get rid of the built up congestion. They'll soon have a vaccine for it, so don't worry, it will only be a small prick. Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Be Warned - not suitable for audiences of delicate constitution... Cock Flu. For the pedants, the chinese name years in a rotation of twelve animal names: Tiger Rabbit Dragon Snake Horse Sheep Monkey Rooster Dog Pig Rat Ox 2009 is the year of the ox. (Or, cow?) Next year will the the year of the Tiger. And there is no year of the bird except the rooster, but I assume we need that one to be the cock... Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Uh, Bruin? Thanks for trying to add a measure of verisimilitude to my story, but: YOU'RE TRAMPLING ALL OVER MY JOKE! C Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Uh, Bruin? Thanks for trying to add a measure of verisimilitude to my story, but:YOU'RE TRAMPLING ALL OVER MY JOKE! C Well that's better than Bruin trampling all over your rooster. Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Man with a huge cock Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Uh, Bruin? Thanks for trying to add a measure of verisimilitude to my story, but:YOU'RE TRAMPLING ALL OVER MY JOKE! C Yes, I know, Cole, and I'm truly sorry, but I couldn't resist it. I'm that kind of Nerd... Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Man with a huge cock His rooster's pretty big, too. C Link to comment
The Pecman Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 One of my favorite gags was a cartoon drawn by a friend of mine, almost identical to the photo above. Only it's a guy with a 10-foot tall Woody Woodpecker (the famous 1950s cartoon character). The caption is, "look at the size of that guy's Pecker!" Aaaaaa... you had to be there. Link to comment
E.J. Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Chicken soup is good for a cold This strain of flu would need: Link to comment
colinian Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Chicken soup is good for a coldThis strain of flu would need: Mmmm... SPICY! Colin Link to comment
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