JamesSavik Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Subject: Happy Fun Ball (kids) It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball! (announcer) Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only 14.95 at participating stores! Get one Today (background voice) Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse Sweating or * Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. (announcer) Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes! Quote Link to comment
The Pecman Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Oh, one of my all-time favorite SNL bits. And it was perfect with the late, great Phil Hartman. Good run-down on the history of the sketch (and its later influences) at this link on Wikipedia. To this day, my partner and I will see some annoying drug commercial on TV, and the moment the disclaimers start ("if an erection persists for more than 4 hours"), we immediately chime in with "do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." I particularly like the line "ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space." And let's not forget Toonces, The Cat That Could Drive a Car! Quote Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Toounces: the cat who could drive a car Eych: the hairball medicine cats ask for by name Quote Link to comment
EleCivil Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I love the Happy Fun Ball. And Phil Hartman. My all-time favorites: Old Glory Insurance Robot Repair (more Phil Hartman goodness!) Quote Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Colon Blow (with Phil Hartman) Oops I crapped my Pants Tylenol BM (with Alec Baldwin) Quote Link to comment
Trab Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Sadly, the vast majority of these clips are not available to points outside the USA. Quote Link to comment
E.J. Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 try this one for the Not SNL, but still funny. Quote Link to comment
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