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Quotes on the Lighter Side of Marriage

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates (Greek philosopher)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Groucho Marx

I didn't bother checking the validity of these quotes as they are good enough to share anyway.

The Quote attributed to Socrates sounds more like Diogenes to me, but who knows?


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Groucho Marx:

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Mae West:

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.


Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

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