Quotes on the Lighter Side of Marriage

[DesDownunder]

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates (Greek philosopher)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Groucho Marx

I didn't bother checking the validity of these quotes as they are good enough to share anyway.

The Quote attributed to Socrates sounds more like Diogenes to me, but who knows?

[JamesSavik]

Groucho Marx:

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Mae West:

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Unknown:

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.