Pedro Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 I thought it was time for some Christmas doggerel, especially since we missed last year. So here is my offering. Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho! By Pedro Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. Christmas’ coming you know. The ads for smelly For ever on telly Too often tell me so. Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. Keep up with the flow. Spend, spend, spend a lot, Funds you ain’t got, Hitting the shops on the row. Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. In every store you go, Play’d ever bolder, Wizzard and Holder… Oh, for Pete’s sake. NO! Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. White Christmas frost and snow. You’ve got no hat. No fun in that, When the North winds blow. Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. Now drunk girls are the foe, Seeking favours oscular More than jocular Waving sprigs of mistletoe. Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. Full, fake cheeriness aglow Carollers badly sing (Their necks I’d gladly wring) As thru’ the season they crow. Ho, Ho, Bloody Ho. I hear the doorbell go. Put on false smile, But drop the guile, Finding a friend from long ago! Quote Link to comment
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