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A Guide to Internet Dating

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Internet Dating

or

So Long, It was Nice Knowing You

1. Don't get in a stranger's non-nondescript white van- especially when chain saws are prominently displayed.

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2. Don't ever meet your date under a bridge.

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3. Try to meet your dates at a place where there are plenty of people... preferably during business hours.

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4. Limit the amount of personal information you give until you know who you are dating.

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5. People on the Internut lie about everything. That trim fit 14 year old that you are planning on meeting...

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6. Never, ever date Zombies even if they are charming, cool and nice conversationalists. They only want to eat your brains.

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7. Consider going back to meeting people face-to-face. Sure- they may lie, but at least Chris Hanson will in no way be involved.

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