Cole Parker Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 A man whose rhythm is rubberish Should refrain from poetical gibberish As his lines weave and wander We’re left but to ponder Why he chose such a thing to pubbleish Link to comment
Gee Whillickers Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 There were writers from AD at times Who thought they'd try and write rhymes Little did they know There'd be a Hell with snow Before they're accepted as anything but crimes Link to comment
Merkin Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Ah Willy, sweet Willy Shakespeare Did his best to seduce us by ear But our teachers conspire To stamp out his fire And make Willy someone to fear Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I'd read Bruin Fisher any day C Aw, shucks, Cole, I'll bet you say that to all the boys! Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 No, here's what I say: A poet whose work always rhymes Should try to catch up with the times When poets today Go every which way Then rhyming’s best left for the mimes Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Twas a yokel from Stratford, they say, Came to London to make his pen pay. He wrote sonnets of love To a youth! Lawks above! And they still can't agree he was gay! Link to comment
blue Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I tried to watch what's on the telly, Till my mind was turned right into jelly. No one would be envious, My rhyming's too obvious. So the critics turned as green as Kelly. Link to comment
blue Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Oh they'll argue who Willy was shakin', And they'll claim he was Francis like Bacon. Willy wrote to a dark lady, And a youth they thought shady. Methinks Willy was bi, unless I'm mistaken. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 We do have a limerick Forum at AD, and after the above burst of creativity, I want to know why each of you are not posting a limerick a day? Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 This is fun, that's all. I don't get much opportunity. C Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Cole, if it wasn't fun we wouldn't be doin' it. er, what are we talking about? Link to comment
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