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Here's a nice little clip I recieved via junkmail:

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15

years. He breaks into a house to look for money and

finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,

kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the


While he's in there the husband tells his wife

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his

clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and

hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed

your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't

complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no

matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is

probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he might

kill us. Be strong honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay,

thought you were cute and asked me if we had any

Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom."

"Be strong honey, she said. I love you!"

he he


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