'Coming Out Challenge' - 2012

[Merkin]

"Oh, no," the mechanic replied

As he turned his tugging to one side;

"This tool that you see

wouldn't ever suit thee,

It'd crossthread what you've got on your ride."

[dude]

A crusty old author named Cole

Was shaken right down to his soul

His stories called stale

In a nasty email

Yelled, ‘PJ, you're a real asshole!’

[Cole Parker]

Hey, wait a minute! It was other writers' stories he was talking about!

Wasn't he?

C

PS - Nice seeing Dude take pen in hand!

[Cole Parker]

A mechanic from Michigan state

One night was working quite late

Tugging his wrench

While a comely wench

Said, "Save it for me won't you, mate?"

"Oh, no," the mechanic replied

As he turned his tugging to one side;

"This tool that you see

wouldn't ever suit thee,

It'd crossthread what you've got on your ride."

“My ride’s just fine as it is,”

He hissed as he hid his gee whiz

He didn’t like showing

What still needed growing

Or in fact his quite portly old phiz.

[Lugnutz]

I am so honored. Those were quite good.

[DesDownunder]

She's just lion around.

As for the limericks: We have a Limerick Forum folks.

Dang, can't get any cooperation

[Merkin]

Limericks are a lot like prayers, Des: sometimes you can't wait until you are in your proper pew if the urge strikes to send one out.

[Cole Parker]

Also, it started here, and made sense to continue here. Something like Vegas, I guess.

C