Chris James Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 http://news.yahoo.com/2-seattle-men-stopped-border-illegal-candy-045723476.html The borders aren't safe anymore, call out the National Guard. Meanwhile, the marijuana keeps flowing across the border like...dare I say it...candy! Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 So, the copycat crimes begin. Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Do Canadian kids go around with Kinderegg toys stuck in their throats? I think not. Quote Link to comment
Chris James Posted July 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 We have to do everything we can here in the good ole US of A to protect our children, that's why we have an amendment in our Constitution that allows people to leave loaded guns around the house. Makes perfect sense...doesn't it? Quote Link to comment
Gee Whillickers Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Lol, this is great! I wonder if they read my story? Those darn candy smugglers, always trying to get their sugary confections across the border. As for the Kinder Eggs, yes, it's a bit of a running joke every Easter that our kids seem to manage just fine but apparently American kids think it's better to breathe the little toys into their lungs rather than assemble the toy. So silly. Quote Link to comment
Paco Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 I expect the border guards are all laughing up their sleeves as they put together strange and funny little colorful toys in the back room. Quote Link to comment
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