Gee will find this amusing...damn smugglers

[Chris James]

http://news.yahoo.com/2-seattle-men-stopped-border-illegal-candy-045723476.html

The borders aren't safe anymore, call out the National Guard. Meanwhile, the marijuana keeps flowing across the border like...dare I say it...candy!

[Lugnutz]

So, the copycat crimes begin.

[Merkin]

Do Canadian kids go around with Kinderegg toys stuck in their throats? I think not.

[Chris James]

We have to do everything we can here in the good ole US of A to protect our children, that's why we have an amendment in our Constitution that allows people to leave loaded guns around the house. Makes perfect sense...doesn't it?

[Gee Whillickers]

Lol, this is great! I wonder if they read my story? Those darn candy smugglers, always trying to get their sugary confections across the border. As for the Kinder Eggs, yes, it's a bit of a running joke every Easter that our kids seem to manage just fine but apparently American kids think it's better to breathe the little toys into their lungs rather than assemble the toy. So silly.

[Paco]

I expect the border guards are all laughing up their sleeves as they put together strange and funny little colorful toys in the back room.