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Just awakened in a cold sweat. What it's 2:20am...

I was in a sauna with Seth Green and a bottle of thousand island salad dressing-- so far so good. :smt050

Who should bust in naked with condoms and cucumbers?

Jocelyn Elders. ACK!!!!!! :smt019

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I mean, think of it...a nice cucumber salad, followed by escorting Miss Elders out the door and then a romp with the ever-so sexy Seth Green, and in a safe way, no less.

I could think of worse things...including Pauley Shore.

My vote for most nightmare-ish scenario: instead of Jocelyn Elders, Kid Rock.

cheers!

aj

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