Merkin Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL ... 'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.. 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED HE ANSWERED, 'IN 19--. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THE UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, BASTARD ASKED... 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?' Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 That's excellent! C Link to comment
colinian Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Oh My God! How perfectly wonderful and perfectly awful all at the same time! Colin Link to comment
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