bi_janus Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Mom’s Advice on How Bisexual Teenagers Should Live(1965)Bi Janus Sticks and stonesmay break your bones,but not their confusion. They see you here,they see you there,your target always moving. In Darwin’s joyous revolution,survivors pressed by evolution,you have no perverse bent. So, stop your weepy whine.Without dichotomy to define,you have an enviable fate,twice the chance of a Friday date. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Twice the chance for a Friday date Oops. Where is he? He's late. Oh well, Plan B is set; no woe : "Hey, Lucy, I'm ready; wanna to go?" Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 The marvellous poem reminds me of the sixties when it was quite common to hear, at one those of Friday night hippy parties, "Damn, the girls have all gone," and then looking at the nearest long haired beautiful male, he'd utter, "I'll have to go home with a guy tonight." Link to comment
Merkin Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Equal opportunity dating starts a new trend,unisex clothing and haircuts that sendambiguous signals, confusion to the viewer:Is she he, or he she? Either will do her. Link to comment
The Pecman Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 I believe Woody Allen had a similar quote, lamenting about bixexuals: "that means on a Friday night, they have double the chance of getting lucky." Link to comment
bi_janus Posted August 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Here' Woody's take: "I'm a practicing heterosexual, although bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Saturday night is a whole different ball game. The last lines refer to comment my mother made to me in 1965 when I was bemoaning my fate. Comments like that one are why I survived, along with Friday nights. Link to comment
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