I need to order me in a case or two of this stuff

[Gee Whillickers]

[Cole Parker]

Do you think the tears of a comedy writer would be sweeter than those of a tragedian?

C

[Gee Whillickers]

No, just more of them. I believe there's something to the old adage about people in comedy having a lot of tragedy in their lives.

[Camy]

The tears are because they forgot the apostrophe on writer's.

[colinian]

The tears are because they forgot the apostrophe on writer's.

Ah, but did you see that little squiggly under the S of Tears? That's the equivalent of an apostrophe.

Colin

[Nick Deverill]

Ah but is it one writer's tears, or many writers' tears? (Singular or plural possessive).

[Merkin]

Depends on whether it is a single malt or a blend.

[Cole Parker]

Depends on how many pages are in the novels.

C

[EleCivil]

My guess is that the good stuff is all from a single writer, collected while working on a single work.

Like, "Hey man, this is pure Frank McCourt. And I'm talking Angela's Ashes days - none of that lighter stuff."

[JamesSavik]

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.

[The Pecman]

I want the tears of a clown! When there's no one around!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zww7FQILQec

(It would've been a funnier joke had this forum software allowed video embedding under Chrome or Safari, which it does not at the moment.)