State Senator Wants to Ban Oral Sex Between Minors

[The Pecman]

It's amazing what some ultra-conservative lawmakers want to waste their time with.

Virginia state senator Tom Garrett is trying to introduce an emergency bill banning oral sex involving teenagers (even those above the age of consent) because it's a "crime against nature."

Interestingly, regular heterosexual sex is not being banned. The curious thing is that, ironically, you could have a situation where two 17-year-olds could marry, but if they engage in oral sex, they could both be under arrest.

Story at this link:

http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/gop-senator-pushing-emergency-bill-to-make-oral-sex-between-high-school-students-a-felony/politics/2014/01/09/81446#.Us-ZnWRDuic

[Chris James]

I sincerely hope these idiot politicians understand that oral sex is not limited to the homosexual world. Another stupid law with no means of enforcement. What happened to "it's the economy, stupid." We need jobs in this country and I might suggest this jerk's position ought to be filled by someone with a little common sense.

[Camy]

Obviously Mr. Garrett isn't getting any.

[Nick Deverill]

One of the tests for a good law is; can you enforce it?

[DesDownunder]

He can pass as many laws as he wants, He'll never stop it. What he really needs to ban is his preoccupation with the sex lives of other people.

[Merkin]

I'd like to see that breathalizer.

[Cole Parker]

Does he think this is serving his constituency well? Does he think this will make a difference in his state, provide for the well-being of the Commonwealth, help education, job growth, poverty reduction and infrastructure repair?

This guy is an idiot. One would hope the voters would realize that and tell him what he can do with his joyless initiative at the ballot box. Most state senators are looking to see what can be done to improve their districts. This one is thinking about what goes on in the bedrooms around him. What an ass.

C

[JamesSavik]

with so many teens ending up preggers, one might wonder why oral sex isn't encouraged rather than reviled.

[The Pecman]

I'd like to see that breathalizer.

The funniest line of 2014! (So far.)

[Graeme]

I seem to remember a case a few years ago, where something like this happened. There was a law at the time that treated oral sex differently to vaginal sex. A girl performed oral sex on her boyfriend, and her parents got him charged with child molestation because of that.

There was an huge outcry, which is how I managed to hear about it all the way over here in Australia. The story is on Wikipedia:

Wilson v. State of Georgia

[Cole Parker]

Wow! Reading that certainly makes me thankful I don't live in Georgia, or even drive through there. Racism and stupidity still have a home in Georgia.

C

[EleCivil]

I say we all go to his house and stage a demonstration!

Fellatioccupy Virginia!

[JamesSavik]

I say we all go to his house and stage a demonstration!

Fellatioccupy Virginia!

That's a movement I could get behind or in front of.

[DesDownunder]

Please form two lines, one at my head, and the other behind me...Thank You for shopping Australian.