Elecivil And His Class

[Lugnutz]

I pictured him as the sub. What say you?

[Camy]

I say yowsa, Lu-gul-nuts!

[Cole Parker]

That's pretty funny.

C

[EleCivil]

It's pronounced "Ah-LAY-suv-elle."

Haha. I really, REALLY don't miss subbing.

But yeah, one of my students and I were quoting this sketch at each other the other day. "Insubordinate...and churlish."

[Lugnutz]

Did you break your clipboard and get in his face, getting out your 9 and wanting to bust a cap?

[EleCivil]

Man, I paid for that clipboard, I'm not breaking that! Haha.

And I left my cap-bustin' days behind when I left the inner-city for the rural farmland. Now it's shotguns, not 9mms.

Besides, I'm not one for the in-your-face style. I prefer quiet, intense, and apparently insane.

EC: "Hey, (student). Good to see you. Mind picking up that paper you just dropped?"

Student: "Hey, you're not my teacher! You can't make me do shit!"

EC: (Slowly grinning, wider and wider. Speaking in soft, calm voice.) "Aww. That was a poor choice. Now I have to do something. Oh...but, try not to worry too much about it until then. See you later. Have a nice day."

(That kid later returned, clearly shaken, begging to sweep my floor, clean my windows, and wipe down all my lab tables.)

[Cole Parker]

Yep. You've got the knack. However, in the real world, you have to understand, it isn't that big a deal to outsmart of a 12-year-old.

Heh heh heh.

C

[Lugnutz]

Heh heh heh.

C

[EleCivil]

Yep. You've got the knack. However, in the real world, you have to understand, it isn't that big a deal to outsmart of a 12-year-old.

Heh heh heh.

C

Haha, touché. Doesn't make it less fun, though.